Cheesy Flight Attendant
Cheesy Flight Attendant

Cheesy Flight Attendant

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Orange you glad you found these Mach G sunglasses?! They're aviator frames. But that doesn't qualify YOU to fly the plane!!! This is Colby, your Cheesy Flight Attendant. Get it? Colby Jack?!?! That was a thinker. Psst! Everybody on staff knows you like to get high. In the air. By booking a plane ticket!!! These sunnies won't slip or bounce while we crash into a mountain. Kidding, kidding! Laugh a little, will ya?!?! Life is short. Really short, considering how drunk the pilot is right now. J/K! J/K! Geez!!!!

  • NO SLIP - A special grip coating to construct the frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
  • NO BOUNCE - The frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
  • ALL POLARIZED - Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  • ALL SPEED - An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.